I love the song 'Grown-Up Christmas List' by Amy Grant. I really love the Kelly Clarkson cover! The problem is that I frequently find myself re-writing the lyrics of my favorite songs to make them more relevant to my dogs. Yeah. I know that is really weird. I did this with 'Grown-Up Christmas List' and it turned out so well that I feel the need to share it with all of you.
Puppy Christmas List (To the tune of Amy Grant's 'Grown-Up Christmas List.')
Do you remember me?
I sat upon your knee
I wrote to you
With puppy-hood fantasies
Well, I'm all grown-up now
And still need help somehow
I'm still a dog
And my heart still can dream
So here's my lifelong wish
My puppy christmas list
Not for myself
But for the dogs in need
No more toys torn apart
That fights would never start
And time would clear our farts
And every pup would have a friend
But I would always win
And scrubs would never end
This is my puppy christmas list
As pup-lets we believed
The grandest sight to see
Was something fuzzy
Underneath our tree
Well heaven surely knows
That Snausages and bones
Can never heal
A hurting canine soul
No more toys torn apart
That fights would never start
And time would clear our farts
And every pup would have a friend
But I would always win
And scrubs would never end
This is my puppy christmas list
What is this illusion called the innocence of youth?
Maybe only in our blind belief can we ever find the truth
(There'd be)
No more toys torn apart
That fights would never start
And time would clear but farts
And every pup would have a friend
But I would always win
And scrubs would never end, oh
This is my puppy christmas list
This is my puppy christmas list
So there. Now you all know just how insane I truly am. Just in case you had any doubts before :-)
Tweet
LoL! That is great! A is constantly "re-writing" songs so that they work with "puppy" or "dog". He has been doing this for as long as I have known him, so maybe you aren't so insane? Maybe some of what's in the family rubbed off on you? ;-)
ReplyDelete